Wow. Just wow.
Well after shoebox Attenborough appropriately sets the scene of trainees having to rely on "the bank of mum and dad" to finance their training, we are tansported to Maison De Prolapse where entirely inexplicably, Baron Von Prolapse's mother, the Dutchess of Prolapse, is playing piano singing a seemingly ad-libbed homage to her offspring.
This is possibly the single greatest and horrific moment in ITV's television history, which admittedly isn't saying that much. Why in the name of Christ's dick is she doing this??
Maybe she's living vicariously through her son's 15 minutes of "fame" and trying to resurrect a past music career which is about as dead as her marriage, as it is to be noted, there is no Duke of Prolapse to be seen anywhere.
The fact that someone has reproduced with this tragedy of a woman is a miracle. Though judging by the genetic make up of Baron Von Prolapse himself, the Duke was probably her cousin whom she was forced to copulate with in an attempt to keep the bloodline pure.
It baffles the mind what could motivate someone to humiliate their family like this. Simply composing a passage like this, let alone performing it on national television is indicative of some unhealthy obsession with her child far beyond the maternal, like some sort of reverse Oedipus syndrome. This would also go to explain why she is at peace pumping £120k into her son whilst the only thing she really should be pumping into him is bullets into the back of his head.
For those of you who can't quite remember, the lyrics to this ballad are:
"He's a high flying dude.
He's a high flying dude.
Way up in the sky.
He's a high flying.......dude"
-The Prolapses. available on iTunes .
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