Good evening, decent hooman. That’s a good looking sammich you’ve got there, and I really hope you’re in the sharing spirit, because it would be a shame if you had to finish eating it all teary-eyed, while shrouded in a cloud of methane. It just might not taste as good if you choose to take the selfish route.
What do they put in these baby bottles, tryptophan?! I’m getting so slee——💤
23 10865 days ago
Here’s my best nine of 2017, folks! Thanks for all of the love, it really was a great year! You are ALL very decent hoomans, and I deeply appreciate each and every one of you! 🐶💕
36 11873:15 PM Dec 10, 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to NEVER be as skinny as I was a couple of years ago. I was looking at this old picture, and it’s obvious that I wasn’t consuming nearly enough cheese. I’m glad those days are behind me.
53 22131:48 AM Dec 5, 2017
It’s funny how one little air biscuit can make the decent hoomans go from spreading tidings of comfort and joy, to gagging and spewing profanities in the span of about 3.5 seconds. ‘TIS THE SEASON, FOLKS! 🐶💨