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So... today I slept longer than I wanted to, only have pasta and cheese to make lunch (and dinner) from since I forgot to go grocery shopping and I’m too poor to get takeout 😂 I then went to make said pasta... and someone had used my saucepan and not washed it and it was covered in mould 🤢🤮 and to top it all off, I had to cut a knot out of my hair because it wouldn’t brush out 😂 fml guys 🤦🏻♀️ at least I had my delicious @minorfigures coffee to cheer me up - check out my story if you don’t know what I’m talking about!
I was talking to @happytowander about her cheesy pick up lines blog post, and came up with my favourite - ‘are you sure you’re British? Because I wouldn’t want to leave EU.’ (Brexit jokes are the only way to survive, well, Brexit 🤷🏻♀️)
So I need cheering up so I want YOU guys to hit me with your best cheesy pick up lines (bonus points for travel/geography related or Brexit banter). Let’s goooooo!
Till the end of time... I don't like V-day, it's superficial and pretentious, and make people have 1 day for all to make it special... but it is not... Love is in the small details. Big gesture is good of course but if two peps plan to live a long life together they need to learn to love the everyday each other with all their flaws and imperfections. That is love is all about... Я не люблю день св. Валентина, его придумали для скупки цветов, конфет и подарков. Разве можно иметь один праздничный день для всех влюбленных? Любите друг друга каждый день, радуйтесь каждой родинке и брошенному носку... Превратить обычный рядовой день в счастье быть рядом - это и есть настоящий праздник... #antivalentinesday#loveisallaround
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