Ok I’m fed up of house arrest now and have taken to sitting by the front door to register my protest.
Who wants to take me out for the day? You’ll need to have a 🚗. Either that or you’ll need to carry me and I must warn you I weigh 11kg. 🙊
It's -12°C, your toes are cold, and you dramatically tore off your stupid (but warm) dog boots 2 hours ago. Is there a way to ask for them to be put back on without an "I told you so" from mom? Better not risk it, I'd rather stay cold!