Did anyone else see my Mom push Marcus Williams out of the way and make him miss that tackle?! I did!...someone said to me earlier that it almost looked like he missed it on purpose...my response- “are you kidding me? He fell out of nowhere, Angels made him miss it!” #duh#minneapolismiracle#angelsintheendzone#bringithome
Happy Birthday @aporcayo_15!
Ah! We're not teenagers anymore! Thanks to you, I've made the most out of it though! Wow, it's crazy to think I've known you for so long! You're my Hype Girl! It seems like yesterday that we were in high school gushing over JC Caylen! Haha! You mean the world to me and have always been by my side through it all. Thank you for being the wonderful, amazing person that you are and I'm so extremely lucky to call you my best friend! You are beautiful inside and out! Here's to a new chapter in your life and I wish you many more! I love you and Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉💖💕
My loves, I make no guarantees about video posts this week. My dearest @808plantfat has been doing what he does best: making our house beautiful and making a lot of noise, which made filming quite difficult the past two weeks. I expected to be on track with weekend-filming and editing, but after Saturday’s scare, my body crashed into an adrenaline-exhaustion-hangover.
I will be soooooo fine, but I need a little extra time for rest and self-care, which means filming and editing have to be pushed back. It warms my heart to know that you lovely humans will be so full of understanding and encouragement for me to take this time; I can’t tell you how much I adore being part of our caring, kind community. So if I’m sparse, please know I’m fine, thinking of you all, and taking really, really good care while planning some really, really good videos!
On my way to eat a couple pounds of #glutenfree spaghetti 🍝 cuz #duh
Left work early, spent the rest of the day in the kitchen.
Lunches for the week - Nancy's Chopped Salad from @pizzeriamozza (adapted via @smittenkitchen and converted to #masonjarsalads by me)
Dinner tonight - Tori Avey's #shakshuka
These eggs came out fucking perfect and I have leftovers for breakfast. Also I'm stoked to have made a salad I actually want to eat for once (because it has a fuckton of cheese and salami and pepperoncini #duh)
~Scary Day at Camp Glendale: Protein Shortage and Nobody Wants to Help 😔~
[Ed.’s Note: What you are about to read is true. Sadly. Basically everything on Al for Prez is true but some posts are more true than others and this post, tragically, might be the truest of all. It also features language NSFW. Please do not read this before going to bed.]
Monday, traditionally, is a super intense gym day for Al and the Dude. Traps and lats, son. Traps and lats. “Back is the new legs.” [Actual quote overheard by the Dude at the Glendale NYSportsClub.]
But if you ain’t got protein to ingest after a hardo workout, it’s like you didn’t even workout.
“Honest to God, muscle starts deterioting after 48hours, kid. So if you want to build muscle you gotta lift everyday.” [Another actual quote.] #duh
So Al and the Dude rack and lift and rerack and relift, cuz #wontstopcantstop. They doing lat pulldowns like it’s goin out of business. They have Pip refilling their custom made gallon water jugs faster than the Dude can do a set of 25 one-armed push-ups (and he can do those in under 10 seconds #truth). The two of them are sweating through their mesh tank tops so quickly that commodities traders on Wall Street bet big on futures for the mesh market. Fellow gym rats stop, stare, and gawk. Watching Al and the Dude work out is like watching Michelangelo paint that sh*t on that ceiling about God and stuff. “You can look but you can’t touch,” the Dude says. “Unless you a hottie. Or have liniment wraps.” #alandthedudehavehorsemuscles
So imagine their shock when they returned home and discovered that Pip had failed to restock the Camp Glendale pantry with Protein powder or high-protein food. #epicfailPip#youhavelikeonejob
“Al and I were super bummed,” said the Dude, “I mean today is back day. What’s the point of anything if you can’t ingest 200g of protein after maxxing out on your traps?” #thereisnopoint#theuniverseismeaningless
“But, one of Al’s readers is this woman @chicksr374 ,” said the Dude as he held back tears ...
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