Penguin dance saga part 1 is up on my twitter page. 😬 Twitter: @davidkharbour
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Just a few snaps from the phone of the majesty I see daily. The last being an animal rarely seen in Antarctic waters. Comes here once in its life to feed mainly on the rich ecosystem’s plethora of golden round ritz crackers. #protectantarctic
Who are the mystery people above my shadow and to the right of my selfie hand reflected in my glasses? And why are they forcing me to selfie with this stunning backdrop?? Why won’t they photograph me?? Have I already been asked and declined because only I can take good, non-double-chin photos and won’t trust anyone else with the camera?? Will I ever stop asking Internet folk I’ve never met these very specifically unknowable questions of them?? #SetSailAlready#SeaLegsLandBrain#mirroredaviators#EvenACopOnVacation
Listen kid, your mother looks so beautiful at the sag awards tonight...
16058 9082472:41 AM Jan 22, 2018
Jack Nicholson eat your damn heart out. I think awards season is getting to me. I’m getting #creative on the red carpet. @j.mueser@charlietaylorhairstylist and @ashleypweston should not be held responsible for my awful expressions, but should receive all props for how puuuurty I can look🤗🤤☺️😍
3283 5233978:40 PM Jan 21, 2018
Voted most likely to hijack someone’s high school senior photos 24 years later.
Many thanks to @postydamaris and her kind family and @iamtommyg photography for making a dream come true and proving my high school classmates right!!
4252 5644299:18 PM Jan 12, 2018
When samwise offers to ‘carrry it for you and throw it into the fires of Mordor’ and you remind him it’s a @criticschoice award, and won’t bring about the end of the world by resting innocuously on my toilet tank. Fun night. And thanks for all the yogurt!
2466 4411376:31 PM Jan 12, 2018
Don’t worry Ms. Esquivez. I believe we’ll meet all requirements for yearbook publication. And we won’t miss that submission due date. Go Warriors!
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15798 7047192:32 AM Jan 8, 2018
And y’all think I’d make him shave those chestnut luscious locks?? Silly misguided youth, whose side do you think I’m on for crying out loud?!?! You’re allowed to sit by the tv with impunity tonight and root for me, and root for us! We do the show for you, not for awards, but gold trophies are nice to put on the toilet tank in the apartment. And you know how I love to give a speech. If you watch the @goldenglobes tonight, enjoy it. I will too.❤️
14199 9499276:01 PM Jan 7, 2018
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